Post by jake on Jun 16, 2019 15:38:20 GMT
How to survive the Long Nights:
Here we are in the kingsmoot thinking ways to survive the coming Long Night when it comes to me:
"What do they lack most in the far north? - BEER MONEY!"
All those pesky wildlings use for trade are those shabby squirrel pelts, so no wonder the Cold Ones take their eternal servitude instead.
With my gift money they can finally pay for the beer. Now they only have to figure out how to make the beer not freeze the moment it touches their lips...
There is no better way to survive the Long Night than in comfort of your cozy island by the warmth of your hearth-fire, knowing the Cold Ones are slaughtering your enemies in the mainland and leave you in peace for cashing in your favors from them...
The moral of the Story?
- Know when to pay the iron price and when to pay the gold price.
Here we are in the kingsmoot thinking ways to survive the coming Long Night when it comes to me:
"What do they lack most in the far north? - BEER MONEY!"
All those pesky wildlings use for trade are those shabby squirrel pelts, so no wonder the Cold Ones take their eternal servitude instead.
With my gift money they can finally pay for the beer. Now they only have to figure out how to make the beer not freeze the moment it touches their lips...
There is no better way to survive the Long Night than in comfort of your cozy island by the warmth of your hearth-fire, knowing the Cold Ones are slaughtering your enemies in the mainland and leave you in peace for cashing in your favors from them...
The moral of the Story?
- Know when to pay the iron price and when to pay the gold price.
